If I don’t get back on track somehow, I’m dead, that’s the sense I get. There...– よしもと ばなな (via atols)
meladoodle: it was love at first nude
harryedward: i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
radioactivesamosa: my hobbies include completing entire television series and then having an existential crisis afterward.
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
tsuthetiger: pidgeot: dampsandwich: nobody fucked with me on the playground nobody fucked with you in bed either yu-gi-ow
samuelshakusky: we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”